The hungry luma is a familiar installation in the Mario Galaxy cosmology and by all appearances is the primary mechanism for the creation of stars and planets. It stands to reason, then, that given the unique physics of that universe, that there must also be provision for the more destructive and terrifying celestial bodies.
Historically, there’s always been a special relationship between vampires and the people who hunt them. And, as is the fashion, nowhere is this relationship explored more fully than here, on the internet.
And, man, I am absolutely failing to deliver on this twice-a-week pledge! I apologize, internet. It is just not happening. Have some dude-on-dude make-outs instead.